who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Duck Duck Cougar?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
