I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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