It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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