I bet he comes in French.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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