Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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