do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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