Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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