Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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