Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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