just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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