fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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