i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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