My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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