So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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