just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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