I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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