Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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