Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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