Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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