its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So squirting runs in the family.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
