normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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