Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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