I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
