is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
PANTIES FOUND
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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