new low.... made out with someone while peeing
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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