You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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