It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
