I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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