For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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