Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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