The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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