I wish I could punch you in the face.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
