You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
