What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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