You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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