Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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