Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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