that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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