I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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