dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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