Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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