well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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