Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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