whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Drunk is a universal language darling
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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