I think scott just propositioned me for sex
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
