Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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