Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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