I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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