is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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