you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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