so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Everclear isn't food dammit
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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