i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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