Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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