she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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