if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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